I have to admit, my experience in Austria consists of driving straight through it. Which is a pity, because it was a truly beautiful country (from what I saw flash past the window). It has the same postcard-perfect look as Germany; the snowcapped mountains, lush valleys, and villages that look like they belong under the Christmas tree all make you wonder why you had the misfortune of being born anywhere else. I imagine everyone in Austria waking up, laughing at the rest of us, and then going to have tea with magical garden gnomes in their nearby enchanted castle.
The only picture I seem to have taken in Austria is of me posing next to a giant stuffed bison. Somehow, this sums up my life.